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And while you can never go wrong with a cute selfie or a pic of your roommate's dog, delivering the perfect funny text can be a slam dunk on your road to romance. From asking about Harry Style's reading list to poking fun at your bedroom decorations, here are 24 silly texts to send your quarantine crush. But you can get chat room puerto rico know them on a chat single level.

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Sorry for the sext. Not with sugar and spice, but with money. I needed you to be in this moment with me.

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Not with sugar and spice, but with money. I can't cook and just burned a Hot Pocket in the microwave, but I imagine what it would be like to be able to cook well.

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My main feed is your vision board. To be clear, I'm not looking for a love triangle. The Summer Day? Just, why?

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How's your WFH going? Honestly, I don't want to know the truth.

I miss her. Remember places?

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I hope they got fairly compensated for their labor. Remember Room Raiders? I miss her. You can never have too much floral.

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What's that old saying? Does "tuna" suffice?

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My main feed is your vision board. Anywhere from nine to five is probably OK.

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